Hot Goss Whack Jobs: Madonna, Britney and Kanye
By CG | November 18, 2008
Madonna has more advice for Britney-’that’s f**king hilarious’
What the f**k makes Madonna thinks she is knows enough about being a mother to offer Britney Spear’s advice on how to be a mother to her children, the mannies and nannies she has hired since the day her daughter Lourdes was born out of wedlock? I think it is f**king hilarious that a 50-year-old pop singer who sees children more as accessories meant to be seen and not heard is offering a woman who likely knows more about raising her children than Madge herself does. Britney is a hands on mommy, and unlike Madonna she isn’t exactly hiring caregivers to raise her children 24/7 so I really don’t see where Madonna gets off offering advice to anybody let alone Britney about motherhood.
As far as Madonna’s children go, they are merely props in her circus, and if anybody needs to be counselled on how to be a responsible, nurturing and loving mother it is Madonna. I don’t know maybe its me but Madonna is pretty controlling, and like one of Joan ‘Mommy Dearest‘ Crawford’s four adopted children I think one of Madonna’s children is going to have quite a few unflattering stories to tell about his or her mother when he or she gets older, and that those stories will be cause of grief and great embarrassment for Madonna by the time she is in her sixties.
I’m figuring that Madonna is going to find herself in some serious trouble with child welfare officials in either the UK or America before she reaches the age of 60, and the trouble she finds herself in will be directly related to child abuse and neglect. There is no way a woman with a temperament and personality like Madonna can sail through parenthood without allegations of child abuse and neglect catching up with her and within the next few years, 10 max, somebody in the ‘Madonna Circus’ is going to alert authorities as to what kind of mother the controversial and slutty cult follower they think she is, and when that happens people’s perception of Madonna will change dramatically and she will never be able to live it down.
Madonna giving Britney on advice about being a parent, you have got to be f**king kidding me. F**k she thinks too highly of herself sometimes doesn’t she?
Madonna should spend less time worrying about other mothers and more time focusing on her own children, especially Lourdes, who could very easily have a very similar and disturbing mental and emotional meltdown as Britney did earlier this year.
I could be wrong about the old bitch when it comes to her mothering skills, but I really doubt it, and for her to be giving advice to anybody on how to be a good mother is just not cool. That’s akin to Rosie O’Donnell giving Alec Baldwin advice on how to be a good father.
Writing a couple of children’s books and hiring mannies and nannies to raise your children because you’re too busy to do yourself does not make one an expert on parenting. The fact that Madonna thinks she has something to offer as far as good parenting goes is too f**king hilarious and somebody at Saturday Night Live do a skit about Madonna and her advice giving ways.
While I’m on the topic of Britney-’she gave an interview to Who Magazine’
The woman Madonna seems to have a lot of advice for has told Who Magazine that since her breakdown her life has been worse than a jail sentence, but that she is slowly healing one day at a time. I’m sure Madonna does not have anything to do with her healing process either.
According to the singer she has really good days, and then she has really bad days, as is the case with most 26-year-old human beings. The difference being of course that she has the funds to get the best treatment to help her cope with life’s ups and downs, unlike most 26-year-olds suffering under emotional and mental stress.
Since Britney has never spent a day a jail I don’t know how she can compare her life with that of Paris Hilton, Michelle Rodriguez of Lost fame, or actor Tom Sizemore (Heidi Fleiss), all of whom have spent a little and lot of time in jail. Funny how she can compare her life to somebody who has actually done jail time, but whatever.
But wait there is one more comparison. According to Britney, the situation she finds herself in today is like Bill Murray’s character in Ground Hog Day, which I’m assuming she means that everyday is the same for her, same routine, same day, same storyline, blah, blah, blah.
Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think the conditions Britney finds herself living under come even close to being comparable to the time warp Phil Connors the TV weatherman found himself in when he went to Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania to cover the annual Groundhog Day event. Must be the drugs she is on to keep her on the straight and narrow that makes her think that.
Anyway, the Who interview is to promote the 90-minute documentary “Britney: For The Record” which airs in the United States on MTV on November 30 and in the United Kingdom December 1 on Sky1.
Kanye West-’somebody smack that boy upside the head’
How f**ked up is this dude. Kanye West has yet again found himself in trouble with the law, only this time is was the Bobbies in the UK who picked him up for allegedly assaulting a paparazzo.
Like the time he was picked up by cops at LAX after a scuffle he and his bodyguard got into with a paparazzo at that airport, the arrogant, spoiled little black bastard who if it wasn’t for a mixing board couldn’t sing worth a shit, won’t be charged after this later run-in with celebrity photogs. Lucky him.
By the way, Kanye who is about as bright as flickering light bulb in a schoolroom closet is comparing himself to the late Princess Diana as far as his relationship with the paparazzi goes. All I can do is nod my head in disbelief at the comparison he is drawing. What a f**king fool he is.
Thinking about it, I wouldn’t mind bumping into Kanye with camera in hand, but it wouldn’t be to take a picture of him. I’d use the camera to tune him in, like an attitude adjustor, something Kanye definitely needs. I would have no problem giving the little black bastard an attitude adjustment especially after insulting Princess Diana by saying he is a lot like her when it comes to his relationship with the paparazzi.
Bottom-line: Kanye West needs to be on the receiving end of a good shit kicking. Anybody care to rise his defence in Hot Goss?
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Jennifer Anistons sticks it to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on Oprah: Pitt said to be furious
By CG | November 16, 2008
Brad Pitt is furious that his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston has finally gotten up the courage to stand up and be heard about what she really thinks of that stuck up wife stealing bitch Angelina Jolie, the woman who moved in on Aniston’s man while they were filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Was Brad expecting Aniston to tuck her tail between her legs and walk away after having to put up with the lies he obviously told to, and about her when it came to the circumstances surrounding his hook-up with a woman whose difficulties in relationships with men (married and divorced twice before hooking up with Pitt) were less than what one could consider desirable or workable for that matter?
Putting it bluntly, I think Jolie is more than a handful for anybody looking for a lifelong partner. Why does anybody think that the two haven’t formalized their relationship yet, ya think it could be because Pitt knows better than to commit to a lifelong partnership with somebody he knows can be a real bitch and has some emotional and character flaws that living a lifetime with could cause some serious mental issues for himself in the long term? I do.
People have been saying for years, that she is husband stealing, stuck-up little whore who has a very high opinion of herself, and that she is going through life believing that helping out in Third World countries and adopting children from those countries compensates makes her look better in the eyes of the public, and/or compensates for her bad and unusual behaviour, otherwise know as some of the “Seven Deadly Sins.”
Good on Jennifer for finally speaking up on Oprah Winfrey’s talk show and setting the facts straight as to who really led her and Pitt down the path to divorce. It’s good that she was able to use a platform provided by Oprah to do that, but I think Aniston should go one better and actually sue Jolie for breaking up her marriage, and for the pain and suffering she had to endure after the fact. She should be suing the shit out of Jolie, really taking her down a peg or two. I’m sure Aniston is better than this, but if I were in her shoes I would be going out of my way to make life as miserable as I possibly could for Jolie. I would want to make her accountable, and she deserves to suffer for stealing another woman’s husband and then lying about the circumstances surrounding the affair.
As far as I am concerned, I think it’s about time Aniston knocked both Pitt and Jolie off that pedestal they put themselves on after Pitt committed adultery with his movie co-star. Good on Aniston for making Brangelina Inc. out to be nothing more than Liars Inc. As for Brad being angry about it, he needs to get the f**k over it and take a look in the mirror and ask himself, “Who do I have to blame for the things my ex-wife is saying about me?” He doesn’t need to look too far for the answers.
Sucks to be the PR guy or gal for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie today, don’t ya think? That person will be kept busy. This is really bad publicity for Pitt and Jolie to have to endure and they will have a tough time living down what Aniston is saying about them. What the scorned woman is saying about them now is going to definitely put a strain on the “happy” couple’s relationship and you can bet that Aniston’s words on Oprah were more than enough to cause a few ripples in the Pitt-Jolie household. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Jolie first became aware of the story the former ‘Friends” co-star finally started shooting off her mouth about what she thinks about Jolie and her husband stealing ways. I bet Jolie wanted to rip her head off, cause some serious physical harm to Aniston. She would have said as much to whoever was in the room with her when she became aware of what Aniston had to say about her. Don’t anybody think for one minute that Jolie doesn’t have a violent streak in her because she does. Just ask Johnny Lee Miller, Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt. All three of them will tell you that they have witnessed some sort of violence form Jolie at one time or another.
As for Brad being furious, who the f**k cares-he brought this entire mess on himself. Did he expects his ex-wife who is obviously scorned to bite her tongue the rest of her life, not even attempt to make his life as miserable as he and Jolie have made her life miserable. GET REAL BRAD-YOU’RE A F***KING MORON IF YOU THINK THAT.
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Getting Sick Of Oprah Winfrey
By CG | November 7, 2008
I have never hated a celebrity as much as I have hated Rosie O’Donnell, that is until now, and from this moment on Oprah Winfrey can now be mentioned in the same breath as Rosie when it comes to Hot Goss’s passing thoughts on a the woman I often to refer to as a whale on the beach. Oprah although not as LARGE as Rosie, has an ego to match, and to top it all off she is equally as exploitive, and from this day forward I will never have a decent word to say about the woman who wears her heart on her sleeve for a whole lot of financial gain, not to mention of course the fact that she financially cashes in on ‘tragedies and tragic people’ most of the time.
There isn’t anybody Oprah wouldn’t exploit for money or self-gratification, Barack Obama a perfect example of that. Whether it is somebody living under tragic circumstances, having lived a tragedy, or a black man running for president, Oprah waste little time and expense to exploit such things just as long as she reaps the rewards; television ratings and big bucks. She an expert at exploitation, and the worst part of it is is that there are people who no matter how wrong it is to exploit some of the things she does exploit, who let her away with such exploitation. They see entertainment in everything Oprah does no matter how tragic or sad it is. Disgusting values some people have don’t you think?
Anyway, Oprah choreographed quite a picture perfect opportunity at Obama’s Chicago rally on election night, and ever the opportunist that she is, she is now exploiting that set up photo-op for her own interests. Face it folks, we all know that when it comes to Oprah she has be the center of attention and she will go out of her way, pull out all the stops to be that center of attention. Don’t forget she is a vain woman too.
Don’t anybody think for one minute that Oprah didn’t see the cameras when she took it upon herself to cry over the shoulder of a complete stranger, and having seen those cameras don’t think for one minute that Oprah saw a photo-op and took advantage of that opportunity knowing full well that she would be exploit it later. Well later is today Hot Gossers. That man has since appeared on Oprah’s show. Wasn’t that nice of her to invite him onto her show on Friday so that she could exploit him again?
The man whose shoulder Oprah cried on was Silicon Valley businessman and Obama campaign worker Sam Perry, a nobody really, and I’m sure Oprah will go out of her way to reward him for letting Oprah exploit him to the extent she has so far. Who knows what she will do for him, but I bet there will be some kind of job offer, maybe even his own spot on her television show, or maybe he’s the next Dr. Phil. Hard to say what Oprah will do for Perry in return for his co-operation, but whatever she does it will be done on a grand scale, if only to draw more attention to herself again.
Oprah Winfrey, she may be a rich, but all the money in the world can’t hide the fact that she uses people for her own personal gain.
F**k Oprah, she’s as big of a fraud as her black ass is big.
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A Grammy Award Winning Junkie, a Delusional Slut and a Lying American Idol
By CG | November 5, 2008
Amy Winehouse Celebrating Husband’s Release From Pokey
She’s knocking death’s door, but that won’t stop the Grammy Award winner from getting her party on tonight whether she’s in the hospital where she is bed-ridden or some dingy, smoky drug den where the guest of honour will be none other than Blake-Civil Fielder, the man of Amy Winehouse’s drug and alcohol-fuelled dreams.
That’s right Hot Gossers (the few that there are of you), the man Winehouse thinks has a lot in common with Nelson Mandela because they both went to prison is footloose and fancy free, looking for his next drug fix, and you can bet that Winehouse is going to find a way to be with him when he cranks that shit into himself for the first time since being arrested for attacking a pub landlord and then trying to cover it up.
Depending on how much longer Winehouse has a breathe in her, there is going to be plenty of fodder for the media now that the other half what many in the UK consider to be the most popular junkie duo in the country since Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, has been set free from the cage he has been in for the past year.
Though he is supposed to check into a rehabilitation clinic under the terms of his release, followers of this f**ked up couple know that that isn’t likely to happen until he has tasted freedom, Amy and his drug of choice for a few days. In other words Fielder is going to enter rehab when he is damn good and ready to, and not at a time of somebody else’s choosing. What is anybody in the UK going to do about it if he doesn’t check into a “dry-out” centre anyway, throw the bum back in jail? I really doubt that.
Heiress Claims Men Used Her
Of all the ridiculous and inane things to come out Paris Hilton’s mouth comes this little gem, “Men had sex with me for the fame and fortune, they used me.” Somebody pick me up off the floor.
ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME PARIS?
The blond bimbo with nothing but empty space between the ears on that blond head of hers has told The Sun that she had been exploited by all the men in her life-hungry for the fame and fortune banging the Hollywood bicycle. She really doesn’t expect anybody to believe that does she?
If anything it was the other way around though the woman whose grand-daddy cut off her inheritance although she didn’t need the money when she spread her legs for anybody who was anybody hanging around Hollywood that had a piece of meat dangling between their legs. It didn’t matter to Paris whether he next sexual conquest was married or not, or had a girlfriend or not just as long as f**king her conquests got her the publicity she crazed.
Paris Hilton’s sex partners using her for fame and fortune, you have got to be f**king kidding me. That girl has some serious issues going on inside her head if she believes that, never mind if she is expecting everybody else to believe that.
The woman is hose bag, a slut, a 3-at-a-time man kind of woman. Men having sex with her in the hope of gaining fame or fortune. That is too f**king funny.
Carrie Underwood Admits Lying About Tony Romo
It looks like American Idol winner Carrie Underwood might be a bit of vindictive little bitch after she revealed in Elle magazine’s December issue that she was lying a few months ago when she told Allure magazine that her ex-boyfriend, Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo, still called her even though he had left her to date Jessica Simpson.
Back then she made a big deal out of the story in the hope of causing a rift between Simpson and Romo even though she has since told Allure that she wouldn’t deliberately go out of her way to stir up trouble for her exes because she isn’t about drama. Does anybody really believe that, especially since Underwood went out of her way to make her claim about her ex-boyfriend in Allure magazine? If she wasn’t the kind of person to stir up shit, she wouldn’t have made such a statement in the first place.
Carrie Underwood is obviously more than just a wholesome farm girl, and if I was a man who travelled in the same circle’s as her I would be avoiding her like the plague, unless of course I wanted to use her like Paris Hilton says men used her.
Tony Romo isn’t calling Carrie Underwood, Jessica Simpson says
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Hot Goss Blurbs: Madonna, Lourdes and Joaquin Phoenix
By CG | October 31, 2008
Madonna Getting Treatment For Personality Disorder
I didn’t know Kabbalah offered anger management classes, or that they have been for a while, and I suspect Madonna didn’t know it until now either.
I thought I read somewhere that Madonna was a devout follow of the cult that likes to think of itself as a religion. If she is such a devout follower, entirely committed to the Kabbalah tenet, how come it has taken her until now to seek help from the “Kabbalah God” with her anger-management problem?
Madonna getting anger-management treatment-GET F***KING REAL PEOPLE!
It will be a cold day in hell before Madonna ever admitted to herself or anybody else that she has personality issues. Madonna seeking anger-management treatment. Who in their right might mind would believe such a preposterous thing?
Lourdes Risks Facing Mom’s Wrath By Cautioning Her
Speaking of Madonna, it seems her daughter Lourdes has some advice for her f**ked up mommy. Believe it or not Lourdes has shown that she can stand up to her mother by telling her to “play nice” in divorce proceedings with her stepfather. I bet Lourdes was shaking in her boots when she passed on that bit of advice to a woman who loses it (can you say steroids?) every time somebody tries to give her a little friendly advice, though in this particular instance Madonna would be wise to take her daughter’s words to heart, after all it is Lourdes who has to live down the shame and embarrassment of her mother’s actions and Madonna should know that if she is half as good a mother as she claims to be.
Academy Award Goes To Joaquin Phoenix’s Head
Oscar winner Joaquin Phoenix thinks he has what it takes to win a Grammy now that he has won an Oscar for his Johnny Cash role in Walk the Line, and with that in mind he is giving up acting to pursue a music career.
What a f**king putz!
Phoenix is just another example of yet another celebrity that over-estimates their talent. He may have won an Oscar for lip-synching, but in the “real” music world it is going to take a little more than just lip-synching to make it, and I really, really doubt that Phoenix has a voice that can carry a tune that could win a Grammy.
Joaquin Phoenix giving up acting (his bread and butter) to sing a few songs in the hopes of winning of a Grammy.
God celebrities are stupid sometimes.
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Hollywood Tragedies: Jennifer Hudson and Lindsay Lohan
By CG | October 27, 2008
Sounds Like Revenge To Me
Whoever killed Dreamgirl Jennifer Hudson’s mother, brother and nephew murdered in the name of revenge and if I were investigating the triple slaying I doubt very much that I would have to look any further than William Balfour as far as naming a suspect.
Being the prick of an investigator I would want to be when it comes to these kind of senseless murders, I’d be looking at Balfour’s mother too, looking to pin an accomplice label on her. I bet Michele Balfour knows a lot more about these killings than she is letting on, that at the very least when she heard of the murders the first thought that popped into her head was that her son was responsible for the killings.
It isn’t taking much to convince me that William is responsible for these murders given his criminal past and the fact that Darnell Hudson had turfed him out of the family home several months ago, and I bet for William it was eating him up inside that he lost what he would have considered his meal ticket given the successful career of his girlfriend’s sister. He would have been pissed at no longer be able to sponge off the sister of an American Idol and Oscar winner.
Of course there is the very slim chance that he didn’t have anything to do with the killings, but I have my doubts and the death penalty is looming for William.
William is in police custody and the investigation into the role he played in the triple homicide is ongoing.
Lindsay Lohan Still Playing The Same Old Boring Game
Lindsay Lohan needs some serious help, the kind of help one can only get in a hospital mental ward, and the media hasn’t figured that out yet, if only because they are amused to no end at the ride Lohan is taking them on. If the media was aware of how f**ked in the head LiLo was, they would be spending less time speculating about whether she is a lesbian or not, and more time focusing on how mentally and emotionally unstable she is, after all LiLo has been involved in more than a couple of incidents where mental and emotional stability can be called into question.
She did not jump behind the wheel of an SUV and chase her personal assistant down because she is a sane and rational human being (and don’t give me that shit that she was drunk and stoned at the time either), she did it because she is a spoilt rotten little bitch who throughout her life has gotten away with everything bad she has ever done.
Her parents are to blame for that, but at the end of the day Lohan is an adult, and with being an adult comes adult responsibilities, something I don’t think Lohan is even close to being able to take on, if only because her alcohol and drug abuse has taken its toll on her brain and the ability to think rationally.
She is one f**ked up woman as far as I’m concerned, and a bed in a mental ward is in her future. Can you say straight-jacket and padded room? How about developmentally delayed?
Anyway, today’s Hot Goss entry isn’t about LiLo’s mental capacity, it’s about the game she is playing with the media when it comes to her true sexuality.
A gossip article in the Online Sun is reporting that Hollywood insider Jo Piazza says Lindsay is adamant she isn’t a lesbian and that she still loves men.
Lol, what bi-sexual doesn’t, and how come the word bi-sexual is rarely if ever used, to describe LiLo’s sexuality? Curious don’t you think?
Either LiLo should come out as a bi-sexual when it comes to her sexuality, or she should just shut the f**k up about it. That’s what HG thinks anyway, not that HG cares about her sexuality one way or the other.
Piazza also went on to say that a friend of LiLo’s has told her that if the relationship she was having with DJ Samantha Ronson ever soured, went south, that the failing star would have no problem switching back to men.
That may be so, but I really doubt that there are too many men out there that are still willing to date the skanky little ho, not unless there was something in it for them. You know, like a little bit of publicity to help boost their own profile, or something like that.
Nevertheless, LiLo is milking the “is she or isn’t she a lesbian” thing for all it’s worth, and the media is playing the game with her because it sells their brand. If it wasn’t for the sexuality game LiLo is playing with them, they would have very little to report about her though in the very near future the lawsuit she is facing in relation to chasing down her personal assistant is going to provide them with a LiLo storyline if of course LiLo doesn’t settle out of court first.
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Hot Goss Blurbs
By CG | October 24, 2008
The Paris Hilton HOtel Could Be A Real Money Maker
Its not like comedians are running out of material to have a chuckle at Paris Hilton’s expense, but the fact that she has purchased a former brothel in London should provide late-night talk show hosts like David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno with enough material to for quite a while.
I can just here them going off now in their opening monologues.
I wonder what Paris Hilton plans to do with $1.7 million building that was once an opium den in London’s “East End” district, and whether or not she is going to get a lot of ‘bang for her buck’ out of her investment. Too bad prostitution isn’t legal in the UK, because if I was her business advisor I would be suggesting that she reopen the brothel as the Hilton HOtel. As long as she wasn’t the one lying on her back and spreading her legs, the whoring business could turn out to be quite profitable for her, don’t you think? She definitely could cash in on the Hilton name then, but whether or not she would make a good brothel madam, a smart one anyway, is the $64 question.
Paris Hilton in the sex-trade industry. Who would have thought? She might have found her true calling if selling sex is what decides to do.
If there is one thing Paris actually knows something about, it’s sex, and she knows sex sells and that it can be profitable.
Remember that Paris Hilton-Rick Solomon production “One Night in Paris?”
The heiress was smart enough to cash in then, and despite the fact that isn’t much more than air between her ears, if she has the right business advisors in place she could make a fortune in the sex-trade industry. And I’m sure she wouldn’t have a problem being a frontline worker.
I’m sure her boyfriend Benji Madden (Good Charlotte) wouldn’t mind her spreading her legs for other men and women just as long as she was making money at it. He’d probably look at it as nice change from her doing it for free.
I definitely think she has a better chance of making it in the sex-trade industry than she does in music or in acting. I’m sure there are a lot of people who would agree with me on that one.
Ugly Betty Dumps Lindsay Lohan
The way things have been going for Lindsay Lohan these days I have to wonder why the bitch even bothers to get out of bed in the afternoon.
Her career having all but stalled after Hollywood became tired of her “its all about me and the party” attitude, she was given a chance to give her career a boost on ABC’s “Ugly Betty” but after just filming six episodes she has been kicked to the kerb, and there is every possibility that her scenes from the fifth and sixth episodes have ended up on the cutting room floor.
Hot Goss truly believed that Lindsay was going to do well, make something of herself on television, but other than just making headlines on shows like TMZ and Entertainment Tonight there isn’t much chance of that happening now that she has been fired from Ugly Betty.
According to one source on from the show Lindsay was more interested in doing things her own way, that she was more interested in playing herself than she was following the script, and for that reason she has been let go.
The gossip from the set of Ugly Betty include:
- -obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was making a scrapbook
- -refused to go on set until the show’s star (America Ferrera) appeared on the set, an apparent power play of some sort
- -during the filming of “Granny Pants” episode Ferrera had to pull down Lohan’s pants, to everybody’s shock, the underwear (if she was wearing any) came down with the pants. Lindsay was so embarrassed she started crying. Because it the scene was being rehearsed Ferrera wasn’t supposed to actually pull down Lindsay’s pants, but she went ahead and did it anyway
- -she thought she should be the star of the episodes she filmed, not Ferrera
Hot Goss isn’t surprised by Lindsay behaviour on the set of Ugly Betty given that she has a rather high opinion of herself and thinks that her employers should bend to her every whim.
With the more recent stories swirling around Lindsay (one being a lawsuit that is likely going to push her over the edge) I highly doubt that other than Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock too many television show producers and director are going to put her high on their list of stars they would like to appear in their shows. The way Hot Goss sees it, her movie career and her television career are all but over. All she really has left now is her music, and I really doubt she’ll go very far in that either. Maybe she has a future in politics, or perhaps she can work for Paris Hilton when and if she decides to get into the sex-trade industry.
That said I think that most in “the business” are more than a little aware by now that Lindsay Lohan is no longer the bankable star they thought she was or could be.
Can you say Dana Plato?
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Lindsay Lohan Being Pushed Over The Edge, She Just Doesn’t Know It Yet
By CG | October 23, 2008
Lindsay Lohan for many reasons continues to make the gossip rags. Most of the gossip circulating around her has to do with her pseudo-lesbian relationship she is having with DJ Samantha Ronson, a lesbian who if wasn’t for her tits could be mistaken for a sickly looking man, but there is other gossip about her making the rounds and some of that gossip is going to push her over the edge. It isn’t a matter of if, but when.
In the past few days an old story has come back to haunt the brain-dead and deservedly maligned little bitch, and while it might not be the straw that breaks the camel’s back, it is certainly one that is going to add to the many headaches and grief other stories are causing her. LiLo isn’t strong enough to absorb all the negative shit that is being said about her forever, and her tolerance bucket should almost be overflowing at this point.
The story I referred to in the previous paragraph isn’t as good as reading that somebody has smacked the shit of the little bitch, left her battered and bruised on a dance club floor, but the stuff I have read about her in the last couple of days has raised the possibility that Lindsay should just about be reaching her breaking point, and if I want to believe what I have been reading about LiLo lately, I would say she is about to kick into reverse and back onto the destructive path she was on when her alcohol and drug fuelled behaviour became more than just fodder for the celebrity tabloids and television shows. When she loses it is hard to say, but that day is coming.
Remember July 2007 when LiLo jumped behind the wheel of an SUV that didn’t belong to her and took the owner of that vehicle and two other men the ride of their lives while chasing down her assistant on a Malibu Highway after attending a private party?
It was LiLo at her drunken best pretending to be a carjacking tough broad who wasn’t going to allow a lowly assistant tell her what she thought of LiLo’s drunken and drug-fuelled carrying on. LiLo didn’t take that well and in her drunken rage lifted her deformed looking tits off the table and chased the assistant down after she told LiLo what she truly thought of her.
The assistant wouldn’t have had nice things to say about her employer around the time LiLo was making headlines for all the wrong reasons, and LiLo would have lost it on her when her assistant expressed her opinion about the way LiLo was carrying on, thus the reason for her jumping behind the wheel of vehicle that didn’t belong to her and engaging in what could be considered a form of road rage.
Anyway, the three men who were unwilling participants in LiLo’s drunken act of rage have filed a lawsuit against her claiming they were assaulted and battered by her, though I have my doubts that they weren’t getting off on LiLo’s actions at the time despite their claims they felt surprise, shock, fear and panic when LiLo stole the vehicle with the three men inside, one of whom was the assistant’s boyfriend.
LiLo was eventually charged on suspicion of DUI and cocaine possession in relation to that incident but she should have been charged with carjacking and illegal confinement too, but for some reason she wasn’t. If she had been charged with the latter two she would have done some serious jail time, celebrity or not.
I hope the three men win their case, that LiLo is ordered to pay them a hefty sum for the terror they claim she put them through.
The lawsuit filed against her could very well cause LiLo to find solace in a bottle of booze thus causing her to return to the destructive path she has managed to step off of for the past few months. LiLo isn’t going to handle the publicity generated from this lawsuit very well because she doesn’t have the coping skills to keep her cool under pressure from the media, despite what Pink says about her when it comes to LiLo’s handling of the media.
Of course LiLo could always settle out of court to avoid the impending pressure she is going to be put under, but I hope she fights this lawsuit if only because I want to see her knocked off the pedestal she has put herself on.
I fully expect her to return to self-destructive ways if she decides to fight this lawsuit. The emotional and mental pressure she will be under defending herself and her actions will be too much for her to overcome, not to mention the media attention the lawsuit is going to attract, and when it all comes to a head-”KABOOM!”
It is only a matter of time before Lohan, who thinks because she is celebrity she can get away with a lot more shit than anybody who isn’t a celebrity, reverts back to old her ways and when that day arrives her antics will dwarf those of Britney when she totally lost it and was committed to the mental ward.
As for LiLo’s sexuality, LiLo needs to shit or get of the toilet. Is she a lesbian, bi-sexual, or is she hetero?
It’s hard to say what sexuality playground she is in really given that she has pursued Olympian Michael Phelps, and as long as she continues to play games with the media about her sexuality, the more media scrutiny and pressure she is going to come under.
Fortunately for Phelps he and his mother has the good sense to make it perfectly clear to LiLo there will be no “Lindsay and Michael” liaison or friendship for that matter, but that’s another story.
Speaking of LiLo and men, how could anybody want to f**k that broad anyway? A guy would have to be pretty f**king drunk and high to want to “do” Lohan, don’t you think?
STD Alert: Any man wrecked enough to want to “do” LiLo might want to where a shield, after all her promiscuity while she was under the influence of drugs and alcohol would have surely invited many a man with a sexually transmitted disease to visit between her thighs. You can bet that LiLo has on more than one occasion contracted an STD.
I doubt LiLo takes too many precautions when it comes to her drunken promiscuity.
If doctors weren’t bound by doctor-patient confidentiality I bet we would have heard by now that when it comes to Lohan and STDs, she has contracted an STD more than a few times, starting at a very young age.
I wonder if she might have contracted syphilis. Doesn’t syphilis f**k with somebody’s brain, cause irrational behaviour?
If the latter is true it would certainly explain LiLo’s actions of late, right?
Anyway, my gut is telling me that it won’t be long before Lindsay Lohan returns to her “old ways,” and that this time around it is going to make the kind of sensational headlines that will dwarf the headlines Britney made when she had her very public meltdown.
I see a jail cell cot in LiLo’s future, not a bed in a hospital psychiatric ward, and when that time comes (and it is) Hot Goss will be able to say, “I told you so.”
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Madonna-Guy Ritchie Divorce Watch: The Kids Are Going To Suffer Most
By CG | October 21, 2008
I feel sorry for the good citizens of New York City after hearing that Madonna is likely headed back to that city to raise her brood after she finishes her current tour. I also feel sorry for her children who will have to put up with the paparazzi day in and day out, almost 24/7, until the their parent’s divorce is finalized, and perhaps even beyond.
Being a sideshow in the “Madonna Circus” isn’t not go to bode well for her children as they get older, and that is exactly what is going to begin happening to them the moment Madonna pulls up stakes in the UK so that she can revel in the notoriety she has created for herself, and of course be closer to New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez, a man who she claims she never had an affair with during his marriage, and while still married to Ritchie, a husband whom she says she never had sex with during the last 18 months of her wedded bliss. How many times has she said there was nothing wrong in her marriage during the past 18 months again. I guess we can take two things out of her claim that she didn’t have sex with her husband during the last year and a half of her marriage, those things being that she is a liar and that her husband found her too repulsive to mount her like the exercise bike she has become for many a man during her lifetime.
The swirl of controversy Madonna creates will be a detriment to her children.
Madonna lives for creating controversy, and once she is settled in New York City with her three children or Los Angeles for that matter, Madonna will thrive under all the publicity she can generate with her f**ked up mental and emotional state of mind, and her children will suffer the acts of what I would consider a very irresponsible and controlling mother.
Those poor children will have to put up with more than just a lack of privacy, and undoubtedly the headlines their mother likes to generate for the sake of staying at the top of her game will subject them to much more ridicule from their peers in the U.S. than in the UK. It is going to take more than the cult like Kabbalah faith to help them overcome the issues they are going to have to face as part of Madge’s baggage while she drags them around the U.S. chasing men and making a spectacle of herself.
The father isn’t much better.
Why their father isn’t fighting Madonna for custody is beyond me too, but I am going to assume for the moment that he doesn’t have want to take her on over child-custody issues because to put it quite simply Madonna is too cashed up to take on in such a dispute. The amount of financial resources at Madonna’s disposal is probably 10 times more than the financial resources Ritchie has and the entire child-custody fight, should Ritchie decide to Madonna on, would be very time consuming and harmful to the wellbeing of the children and their state of mind, but that shouldn’t stop Ritchie from looking out for the best interests of the children which I feel he is doing by allowing their mother to make them a sideshow in her circus. At the very least Ritchie should be demanding that certain conditions be met so that the children don’t become part of the “Madonna Circus.” Somehow I get the feeling though that he doesn’t care what happens to his children just as long as he doesn’t have to raise them, and that combined with the amount of time and money it would cost Ritchie is likely the motivating factor in allowing Madonna to move the kids halfway around the world.
Some father he is, putting his own wants and needs ahead of his children’s well-being just like Madonna. By the way, he can’t seriously think that his own son is better off with Madonna. No way. And what about his adopted child, does he truly believe that his best interests are at heart when Madonna, other than treating that son like a trophy cares one way or the other whether he is happy or not? She buys her children’s happiness and dare I say buys their love.
The kids will suffer.
Short of moving to the Outback of Australia, or some other remote place on earth, there isn’t going to be anywhere safe for Lourdes, David and Rocco to hide from the spectacle their whacked out mother creates everywhere she goes.
Having to live with Madonna would be a nightmare for anybody, let alone her own children, and the thought of her three children being dragged into the U.S so that “mommy” can shop in a bigger meat market and exploit the media to keep her name in the headlines so as to preserve her career isn’t exactly a sign that Madonna is looking to meet the needs of her children. She is doing exactly what a controlling person does, put the well-being of herself ahead of all others, including her own children. She obviously is a selfish woman.
Her kids will be forced to live in the shadow of her mother while she is out and about and you can bet that unless they travel with her, they will be left to be raised by nannies and mannies for most of their childhood. Far be it from Madonna to spend anymore time than she has to, and she’ll go out of her way to set a limit as to the amount of time she wants to spend with her children. Make no mistake about it, if Madonna thinks she should only be there for kids for an hour or two at most per day spent with her children, she will adjust her schedule to reflect that, just as long as she has more time for herself than her kids.
Parents of the Year they are not.
When all is said and done I don’t think either of them are fit to be parents, but at the end of the day they are, and while unlike many divorcing celebrities it doesn’t look like they are going to use their children as pawns in a bitter divorce, if only because they are putting their own agendas ahead of their children, but that doesn’t make them good parents by any stretch of the imagination. The least they could do at this point is to stop bagging each other via the media to save their children any further embarrassment and humiliation. They need to think of the children first and should stick to what the plan was when they said that they were going to keep the divorce quiet. So far they haven’t done that. The mudslinging has been coming from both sides. They need to grow up, and more importantly think of their children before dishing up all the dirt they shovelled between one another during their eight-year marriage.
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Guy Ritchie vs. Madonna-Round 1
By CG | October 17, 2008
When it comes to Madonna, I really doubt there are too many men in the world who would be stupid enough to marry the woman who from the moment she arrived on the pop music scene, thought she was better than everybody else and thought that the world should revolve around her even though there were plenty of women around the world willing to take a number to stand in line so that they could kick her where the sun doesn’t shine.
In defence of Guy Ritchie; his wife is and always will be a selfish, slutty little bitch who has absolutely no respect for anybody but herself unless she has their penis in her mouth, or her finger and tongue in the crotch of one of her slutty girlfriends (like Sandra Bernhard for example), and I wouldn’t blame him one bit if he wanted to reveal all of his dirty little secrets about Madonna and his marriage to her in an effort to turn this into a nasty divorce.
Madonna needs to be taken down a peg or two, and somehow I think Ritchie is the guy to do that, and the sooner he does that the sooner her true colours are revealed. We all know she’s as fraudulent as her religion, and Ritchie after being married to her for eight years should be able to shed some light on just how big of fraud and bitch she really is, though admittedly whether he reveals much dirt about her or not Hot Goss already knows what kind of woman she really is.
Hot Goss has nothing good to say about the skanky whore and never will, and has no qualms (unlike many of the men she has used in her life) about trashing the most repugnant and vile woman in the music industry, even though there was a time when Hot Goss believed that she might be able to help Britney resolve her problems.
Today her soon-to-be ex-husband went on the record and has explained why he thinks his marriage to Madonna failed, and what he thinks about the woman who I think is responsible for his movie making career being all but flushed down the toilet.
Thankfully he has been able to revive his movie-making career with the recently released “RocknRolla”, but if one were to ask why he has had so little success in his movie making career up to the day “RocknRolla” released, he will likely blame Madonna, who has always put her career first. She did with Sean Penn and now Guy Ritchie, and she expects the world to believe that it was Ritchie who always put his career first, that it was him that is responsible for the marriage break-up.
Hot Goss to Madonna, “You’re reputation precedes you ya bitch, and there is no way on earth anybody isn’t going to believe that it isn’t you who is responsible for ruining your marriage, and wrecking the marriages of others. Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez’s marriage comes to mind.”
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According to Ritchie, Madonna is obsessed with herself and her career, that the laughs in their marriage died a long time ago, and that in recent months any love they shared between them completely evaporated, that heated arguments were the flavour of almost every day.
He has also said that Madonna likes to think of herself as a prophet, somebody God put on earth to save the world. While I find that extremely hilarious, I believe that that is the way the f**ked up and aging pop tart thinks. I bet Lourdes and Rocco (her two children) think she is nutcase who needs some serious psychological help, but they will never openly admit that.
The fact that Madonna thinks she is a prophet these days can only come from one source, the drugs and alcohol she gorged herself on while she was trying to kick start her music career, and during the first 5 years of what has turned out to be a lucrative music career.
At 50 years of age I think it is pretty safe to assume that the woman’s brain is fried to the point that she is no longer a rational or sane human being. That latter of course raises concerns about her ability to be a good parent, and to be quite frank here Hot Goss has never thought she was a good mother to begin with, that she shouldn’t have been allowed to have children, but she has them, and HG does have concerns for the well-being of her children, as should child protection agencies in the U.S. and UK. If ever there was woman who shouldn’t be allowed to have any more children, Madonna is definitely one of them. People can say what they will about her parenting skills, but there is no doubt in HG’s mind that Madonna is severely lacking in them.
Ritchie has also said that Madonna has become an angry and very bitter woman during their marriage and that that anger and bitterness impacted heavily on having a proper family life. In other words he is saying that despite what Madonna might say, she wasn’t a family kind of wife; she just pretended to be for appearances sake.
Obviously the anger and bitterness Ritchie speaks of will have a long lasting effect on their children, and in the years ahead the kids are going to struggle with who they are and who they want to be thanks to Madonna’s whacked out state of mind and her irrational behaviour, if the latter ever comes out in divorce court.
Madonna, at least in HG’s opinion is a negative influence on any child, and I am not talking about her music either. She is a woman without good values and morals, and a woman as such cannot possibly raise her own children to have good values and morals, let alone teach them respect. When it comes to Madonna and parenthood, everything is cosmetic when out in public with her children, but behind closed doors it is a different story. Count on it.
Madonna not wanting to go down without a fight in this divorce battle has launched her own offensive, albeit while being on the defensive, which makes it hard find anything she has to say as credible.
Madonna can and will say anything she wants to the media whether there is any truth to it or not, but at the end of the day we should all know better than to believe anything that comes out of her mouth. She isn’t and never has been a very credible woman and not only that but when it comes to Madonna, she has never been able to accept criticism, and has refused to acknowledge that she has ever done anything wrong in her life. Anybody who has followed Madonna’s career can attest to that fact.
Really, when has Madonna ever admitted that she was wrong about something she has done, or that something she did was her fault? Again I point to the Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez and the problems in their marriage, which Madonna despite her denial, greatly contributed to. We can safely add the title “Home Wrecker” to her bio now.
Madonna is all that a wife, mother and woman should never be or aspire to be, and anybody who believes that she is a role model to anybody well, there elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.
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Rumour has it that Madonna is going to hire the woman Paul McCartney hired to help him battle his ex Heather Mills in their divorce proceedings. If that is true then Madonna is expecting this divorce to get ugly, and that she might be scared that Ritchie might have a lot of unflattering things to say about her, the kind of things that will hurt the image she is trying so hard to create for herself.
While Fiona Shackleton might have help the ex-Beatle to shut down his ex-wife, I really doubt Madonna can expect the same given that Mills was full of vindictiveness and a gold-digger, something Ritchie is not. He has already said he doesn’t want her money that he is happy with the pre-nup they signed prior to their marriage.
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